O.K. - Here we go. THE ANSWER IS: Gatorade.
QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?
THE ANSWER IS: Until he gets caught.
QUESTION: How long does a Congressman serve?
THE ANSWER IS: A Tornado, Gene Stipe and a Rattlesnake.
QUESTION: Name 3 things that are hard to hang onto.
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