Old School

You can't beat the classics.

Theme Week

Nintendo Power magazine ruined the secret. The heroin is in his shoe.

New Game

What do you think? The shower level is a bitch to beat.

I love legitimate theater

Dirty Laundry

"It's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. It includes The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"