And Justice For All

Merry Christmas

Everybody's talking at me

"All those years goin' up to Muskogee togeather, sayin' you was gonna get Stipe, you never once came back with a conviction!"

Great Moments in History

Nobody knows you when you're down and out

Song of the Stipe

We're out of steak

Can you, a poor resteraunt owner survive 4 all time legends of the buffet? Get friends to help in online Co-Op mode as you try to make it to the end of the night.

Let's get our stories straight!

Breakfast of Champions

In this economy, I think they're having a hard time finding good help.

.45

2 Fast 2 Furious

Theme Week 2

Keep hittin'em in the ribs ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!

Fore!

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Man Over

Complaaaaaints

Old Man Smell

Pulitzer Worthy

There's a moment when you get a 12 point buck in your sights and freeze up because you know it might never happen again. This photographer probably had that feeling.

This fall, the choice is clear

Vote "Pete"!

B4. Your battleship's sunk.

With Love,

Joey Joe Joe

P.S. - Were these two separated at birth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_BS7u-3mtc

Community Chest

Today, Federal Judge Ronald H. White was forced to release Gene Stipe after he employed
'The Monopoly Defense' in which he presented a get out of jail free card signed by former President Harry Truman which pardoned Stipe for all crimes he might commit in the future.

"I'm dumbfounded" said White as he signed the paperwork completing the release. "Son of a bitch." In other Stipe / board game news, a physical showed he has advanced Water on the Knee as well as Wrenched Ankle and Charley Horse.

You're out of order!

The more things change

A quarter ton of bullshit

He's a force to be reckoned with. His ass has its own congressman.

I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jackknifed on the Santa Ana.

Hey! I think all of our problems may have just been solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeahhahhah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo wee! Oh boy, I lost. Again. Sorry.

Ride to live

Sir, do we get to win this time?

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war!

What else is on?

The Complete Joyce

For you obsessive fans.

The hunt is on

Express Yourself with Gizmoz Video Clips

Jim Bob is on the warpath.

Don't you hate it when a plan falls apart

Sorry, I'm not threatening anyone. I will defend myself, but rest easy, because I am not going to hurt anyone. I will post this email I got:

"Look, I don't know who you are but your site is sick whether anyone likes Harold or not you should remove those pics and besides being sick, you must be rather stupid because i can inform you of one thing you are traceable and he is not what you think. did it ever occur to you that his website was purposed? when there is a common goal/desired outcome, who cares if someone likes each other or not, just working together to get the task done, and are all partly there. Good Luck outfoxing former military intelligence!!! Have a good day."

Sharon Griffith

shargriff65@hotmail.com

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What kind of bullshit were you feeding this woman? Oh man! You told her you were millitary intelligence. Maybe you should hunt down an online diet plan.

I love this job

Surrender

There Will Be Blood

25K

Over 25,000 people have visited the site!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Friday! Friday! Friday!

King for a day, fool for a lifetime

"I remember well when I moved to town in 1993. Bill Clinton had just taken over as President of the USA.......and I took over McAlester! I wish the DA and banks hadn't run me out of town".

the road warrior

$orry

Cheat code to avoid inheritance tax : ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ A B A B

Old School

You can't beat the classics.

Theme Week

Nintendo Power magazine ruined the secret. The heroin is in his shoe.

New Game

What do you think? The shower level is a bitch to beat.

I love legitimate theater

Dirty Laundry

"It's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. It includes The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

The Incredible Bulk

I think I'm going to stick around a while. Why tell you who I know, when you can sweat it out for eternity.

See your doctor

Thanks?

I would love to hear from you all. I've already got death threats from Hal, but I want to know what direction you want me to take the site. July 1 is the unveiling of the watercooler poster...the person exposed to the light, but I might want to run until the cooler closes. I might run until unsubstaniated rumors about people subsist.

Send me thanks or threats at joeyjoejoeshabadoujr@gmail.com

conspiracy theory

Hey Hal, you need a blood transfusion? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Fat Man Fever

Harold King's Extreme Drunk Driving '07 is online now. Click on this link. Right click and save to your favorites.

http://www.myplaycity.com/custom_games/online/games/need_for_extreme/play/sBidsIjN/big/need_for_extreme.html

Thank you "mr. winter" for making this game.