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A Steamy Pictorial With U of M Girls of Xi Beta Next Week!

Gun it Larry, they're gaining on us!

What A Hero

Tough, but tender

Litagator 2

Say it ain't so

They are actually building a new bowling alley and arcade. The kids...they'll have somewhere to go now on Friday, but we can't tie the Stipes into this...must think of a way. Wait! They're arcade hustlers! THAT'S IT!

From the usual gang of idiots

Tastes like shit, doesn't it?

These are their stories

Yes, we can't

You Scum Bum

A Fridge Too Far

OMG. BTDT. MTF.

It's just stress

Hey man, how's the herpes? Does it hurt? That's it, you're a disgrace to the force! Turn in your badge at the next station.

So, So Hungry

The Fakies

And the nominees for Best Disability Acting in a V.A. Hospital are:

Norm Kowalski: Franco's Italian Army - Nipple Frostbite

Curt Jurgins: Salvation Army - Bell Hand

Villiage People Sailor Guy - Various STD's

Harold King: Old Navy - Bitch Slap

Shamus O'Grady: Merchant Marines - Lumber Lung

All this for $17.99

Look out! It's really a Tupperware party!

Sold

I got an authentic Joyce Carlson mugshot! Do I hear Five Dollars?

Funbucks

the new bailout

I'm so disabled I can only blog 24 hours a day. I can only drive to Muskogee to attend trials or beg for government money. I claim 100% military disability but I was on a boat.

I can't even work as a census agent. Unless you have a 'lead' on some people I can bother. Do you?

Release the hounds

Hard Times

Hey Sailor

Paranoid

"You don't understand chaos theory or the endgame prophesy, do you? This conspiracy goes all the way to the President of Reynolds Wrap! The Rand Corporation, Willie Nelson and Jim Bob Miller were looking for a way to smuggle drugs on the Navajo highway, man!

But I found the secret Navajo chakra on a helmet I bought at a flea market, that told me where the drop was gonna be. They must of been to the same flea market in advance though, because they found the 78' issue of "Tiger Beat" with Lief Garrett that had directions on how to evade me. They knew the only way to silence me was to weaken the aluminum foil on my phone!"

Escape

Happy Hour

Darkness

In response to OETA's airing of the anti-meth film "Crystal Darkness", Choctaw Casino will air the pro-meth film "Lucky Larry." The film tells the story of an addict who learns the secret of winning at slots after a 3 day binge, by constantly looking out the window and communicating with the dogs who live outside his house.

"Meth's been good to the casino and we wanna be good to her." said spokesman Larry Runningbear. "I can't let Sweet Lady Jane down."

Carnac The Magnificant

O.K. - Here we go. THE ANSWER IS: Gatorade.
QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?

THE ANSWER IS: Until he gets caught.
QUESTION: How long does a Congressman serve?

THE ANSWER IS: A Tornado, Gene Stipe and a Rattlesnake.
QUESTION: Name 3 things that are hard to hang onto.

Hi-Yo!