"You don't understand chaos theory or the endgame prophesy, do you? This conspiracy goes all the way to the President of Reynolds Wrap! The Rand Corporation, Willie Nelson and Jim Bob Miller were looking for a way to smuggle drugs on the Navajo highway, man!
But I found the secret Navajo chakra on a helmet I bought at a flea market, that told me where the drop was gonna be. They must of been to the same flea market in advance though, because they found the 78' issue of "Tiger Beat" with Lief Garrett that had directions on how to evade me. They knew the only way to silence me was to weaken the aluminum foil on my phone!"
