Today, Federal Judge Ronald H. White was forced to release Gene Stipe after he employed'The Monopoly Defense' in which he presented a get out of jail free card signed by former President Harry Truman which pardoned Stipe for all crimes he might commit in the future.
"I'm dumbfounded" said White as he signed the paperwork completing the release. "Son of a bitch." In other Stipe / board game news, a physical showed he has advanced Water on the Knee as well as Wrenched Ankle and Charley Horse.
