Hey Sailor

Paranoid

"You don't understand chaos theory or the endgame prophesy, do you? This conspiracy goes all the way to the President of Reynolds Wrap! The Rand Corporation, Willie Nelson and Jim Bob Miller were looking for a way to smuggle drugs on the Navajo highway, man!

But I found the secret Navajo chakra on a helmet I bought at a flea market, that told me where the drop was gonna be. They must of been to the same flea market in advance though, because they found the 78' issue of "Tiger Beat" with Lief Garrett that had directions on how to evade me. They knew the only way to silence me was to weaken the aluminum foil on my phone!"

Escape

Happy Hour

Darkness

In response to OETA's airing of the anti-meth film "Crystal Darkness", Choctaw Casino will air the pro-meth film "Lucky Larry." The film tells the story of an addict who learns the secret of winning at slots after a 3 day binge, by constantly looking out the window and communicating with the dogs who live outside his house.

"Meth's been good to the casino and we wanna be good to her." said spokesman Larry Runningbear. "I can't let Sweet Lady Jane down."

Carnac The Magnificant

O.K. - Here we go. THE ANSWER IS: Gatorade.
QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?

THE ANSWER IS: Until he gets caught.
QUESTION: How long does a Congressman serve?

THE ANSWER IS: A Tornado, Gene Stipe and a Rattlesnake.
QUESTION: Name 3 things that are hard to hang onto.

Hi-Yo!